Tuesday, April 12

Life, as we knew it once

has ended. Life as we knew it was the life where we
  • Spoke all night long on long distance calls - now we wake up to crying baby who has peed.

  • Knew all the movies that were to release each Friday - now we know which vaccine has to be administered when

  • Drank and ate everything under the sun - now, a mojito and a cosmopolitan is viewed with the same disgust we reserve for religious fundamentalists.

  • Worked 18 hours a day - now we are "on call" 24 hours a day - 20 of them with the baby

  • Never got constipated - now, we have no time to shit, we are always constipated

  • While I could go on and on, it suffices to say that things are never the same when life as you know it, ends once and for all.

    2 comments:

    Delirium said...

    Never the same I say. Initially, the work hours used to be like 9 to 5. Now the 'resident shift' extends from 5 to 9 as well!

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